we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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