she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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