Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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