It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
vagina is talking i cant
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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