you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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