its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Terrible idea I love it
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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