Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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