All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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