go do what you do best...puke behind churches
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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