did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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