She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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