Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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