I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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