just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We are all done wearing pants today
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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