If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We had sex on a dog bed..
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