When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
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If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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