I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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