Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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