There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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