You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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