i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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