He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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