Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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