he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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