Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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