New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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