Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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