tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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