erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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