i don't like sucking hair
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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