Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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