it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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