On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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