I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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