OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I fill condoms, not promises.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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