How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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