he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
how drunk are you?
Several
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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