well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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