and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you didnt know i had herpes?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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