Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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