No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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