bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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