But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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