another moral hangover. fuck.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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