I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Dick very happy bro
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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