dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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