oh god the rape fog is back!
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This is classic penis vs brain.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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