I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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