He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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