He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
splinters make it hard to masturbate
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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