so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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