Nicole vs. Life
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD