Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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