I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall