It's like God shit irony all over that family
that's an acceptable place to lick
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction