woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.