We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
you will always have a special place in my vag
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.