Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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